Introducing Lauren Taylor Baker
As Told by Clifton Jennings
Once upon a time there was this kid. Her dad's in television, it's the late
80's and she's three or so, poking around on their family computer, which is
totally rare back then, or trying to sell things to her relatives from
behind the bar in the basement when they visited their grandparents in New
York. My kind of girl. Lauren was a product of the Disney princess
generation, compulsively watching the Little Mermaid and putting on shows in
her Connecticut living room: recitals, plays, performances, dancing to
Michael Jackson's Off the Wall album—anything for an audience really,
anything to be where the people are. And she was secretly curious, which
gave her a competitive edge. Yeah she played dress up and Barbie dolls but
she also played video games and she always had her nose in the computer.
It's funny how these things add up down the road. Truthfully, it wasn't
until years later over coffee with a friend, when she first told her
story—how a girl fought conventional wisdom, beat the odds stacked against
her, and launched an online retail juggernaut out of her parents house—that
she realized exactly how early it all began: sales, entertainment,
determination…she was doing all that before elementary school.
So somewhere around that time her father, Ted, moves the family down to
Atlanta where another guy named Ted's made a name for himself in television;
and they settle in the suburbs and quickly adapt to this ever-expanding,
southern city covered in trees. The girls go to school there; only Lauren
hates school and fights her parents at absolutely every turn for the next 10
years…all the way through high school. And those years were anything but
golden.
She was overweight and overlooked and generally miserable, especially in
the classroom. Now don't get me wrong. She was a bright kid and excelled at
projects and assignments where she could be creative. Otherwise, she just
didn't try. But she always said she felt like she was supposed to do
something big—like she was made for something bigger. And of course, like
any other middle school girl in the 90's, she assumed that calling was to be
a pop singer… Michael, Madonna, and Mariah had all made that abundantly
obvious. And a business trip with Dad to the West Coast confirmed her
suspicions. His company was taping a new show with a young, undiscovered
talent named Ryan Seacrest, whose energy was contagious to say the least. So
while she spent her days roaming the sets and tagging along at the business
dinners in LA, she began to see how creative people could succeed; and for
the first time, began to believe she could fit in. Later she recalled that
the time she spent on that trip with her dad was the most exciting time in
her early life and instrumental in helping form her belief that there was,
in fact, a magical place where smart, creative people were rewarded for
being smart and creative. And she decided then, that one day she would go
there.
Conveniently, for these vague, mesmerizing aspirations of succeeding in
Hollywood—the land of palm trees and possibility—an education was rarely a
pre-requisite. So, armed with that bullet-proof logic, and enticed by the
lure of that golden glow just the other side of the rainbow, she resolved to
do as little as possible in school to get by until she could quit
indefinitely. Which is exactly what she did.
Luckily, before that happened, sometime during her Senior year, her anxious
mother, knowing her lackluster resume, saw a chance to get her to do
something—other than shopping at the mall or creating elaborate collages
using an endless supply of magazine cutouts and shopping bags with the logos
of her favorite stores—and signed her up for the yearbook staff. So here's
this closet artist/pop culture addict who agrees against conventional wisdom
that yearbook is a good decision for her social-standing; and get this, she
absolutely eats it up. Forget basic copy and layout, within a few months,
between Photoshop and premium blend coffee, she's into graphic design and
building websites and all of a sudden she's found that missing medium that
allows her to communicate thoroughly, and poke fun at pop-culture
intelligently and with confidence. Only, in the real world, she's still
insecure and basically terrified of the future—especially after realizing
that it wasn't actually destiny that was calling her to follow Britney. But,
on the bright side, now she had hope.


